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myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

(Source: natxromanoff, via rufflesnotdiets)

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aeire-ares left me to my own devices for like ten minutes and now I want to decorate a skirt with rosemåling-style acanthus motifs.

I should not be left to amuse myself. I get ideas.

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tamorapierce:

fytortall:

fandompicklechips:

Okay tamora pierce fans, weird question.
Which part of ” Salmalín” do you stress? Every time I read his name it I hear it as sort of a blur because I can’t decide which syllable to stress. I get that the last syllable is accented but that just doesn’t sound right to me.
So how do you hear it?

hmmm… I usually pronounce is Sal-ma-lynn

I pronounce it sahl-mahl-LEEN, if that helps.  ;-)

^That’s how I pronounce it, but I tend to default to Spanish pronunciation.

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Anonymous asked: I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?

brokenponycutiemark:

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

Yes. Yes exactly. I’d also add “the predatory instincts of xenomorphs from ‘Alien’ - as well as blood made of concentrated hydrochloric acid”.

But I do like to embellish.

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Anonymous asked: I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

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brokenponycutiemark:

youve-been-daft-punkd:

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johntgonzales:

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johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

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this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

[PUNCHES A WINDOW]

I wanted to be angry, but I’m laughing, so this is FURIOUS GUFFAWING I AM DOING SOMEONE WILL PAAAAAAAY

That was the most villainous giggle I’ve let out in a while…

Why does my laugh sound like a child supervillain’s giggle of doom?