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graveglamour:

!!!!!500 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!!!

Wow, my friends! 500 followers! That’s about 499 more than I ever intended to have. To celebrate, I thought I would host a giveaway of a few things I create!

Prizes

  • 1st Prize: Your choice of one of the two flower tiaras pictured above, a bronze and gold oval skull box, a spooky purple, black, and silver two-frame booklet, an elegant dragon-heart necklace, a little Halloween snowglobe, and haunted house box with a bunch of seasonal extras!

  • 2nd Prize: 5”x7” bronze picture frame with vintage postcard, an elegant address book, an abstract silver, red, and black round box, glow-in-the-dark skeleton gloves, a little Halloween snowglobe, and a small haunted house box with seasonal extras!

  • 3rd Prize:  4”x6” gold picture frame with vintage postcard, a small circular glam spider box, and a coffin box with fun seasonal extras!

All winners will receive a handwritten postcard from me also.

In the event that the First Place Winner does not want a flower tiara, the choice will be given to the Second Place Winner.

I will ship worldwide. Everyone, feel free to enter!

How to Enter

So, you like my pretty things, you want my pretty things, I want to give you my pretty things… just how do you get my pretty things? Easy!

  • You must be following me.
  • You must reblog this post to enter. Likes do not count. Just please, for the love of all that’s evil, don’t spam your followers’ dashes.
  • You must have your Ask Box open so I can contact you.
  • You must be willing to give me an address where I can send your prize.
  • You must not alter this post in any way or you will be disqualified.
  • Optional: if you tell me in your tags why you want one of my items and you win, I will send you one of my art prints
  • Optional: Follow me at GraveGlamour at Etsy to see new items!
  • Optional: Follow me at GraveGlamour on Facebook where I often put new work up for sale first and discount codes for Etsy!

This giveaway ends 12:01am EST, 12 October 2014.

Winners will be drawn at random and will have 24 hours to respond. I will announce the winners as soon as all three prizes have been claimed.

Like what you see but don’t want to wait? Similar items and many other strange and wonderful things are available to purchase at my Etsy store. I also accept commissions.

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i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

I mean I guess someone should tell NASA that, since they are still calling Pluto a dwarf planet. Even if NASA had said that (which again, they didn’t, you can read everything about their mission to Pluto and not a single thing says Pluto is anything other than a dwarf planet, though weird news articles may have taken some of their finding and run a sensationalized headline), it’s the International Astronomer’s Union who classifies astronomical objects and they won’t have a general assembly to discuss the issue for another year. Having moons is not actually the part of the definition of a planet at issue; the issue is that Pluto hasn’t cleared it’s orbital neighborhood. What happened, actually was some dudes from the Smithsonian and Harvard got together and debated the issue, then members of the public (possessing unknown quantities of scientific literacy) voted on it and said they thought Pluto was a planet. All that tells you is that people generally like the idea of Pluto being a planet.

But like why? Why can’t y’all just love Pluto as the Dwarf Planet it is, why do you have to force it to try to be something it’s not. In the long run, I think you’ll find this is all pretty harmful to Pluto’s overall self-esteem. 

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needsmoreyellow:

i like to use youtube to find recipe ideas for desserts and apparently there’s a new trend of

cutting watermelon into like a rectangle or cylinder or whatever and icing it like a cake because it’s supposed to be a ~summer treat that’s a surprise~

do u have any idea how mad i would be if i went to a party and saw cake and cut into it and it was a watermelon with icing

i would leave

Also, have you ever cut a watermelon? Those damn things LEAK. After the second cut you’d have frosting/watermelon soup.

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